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Fri, 08/27/2010 - 08:48 | by bence

- Two Android phone are walking in the desert. Which of them is 2.2?
- The one who called "Froyo".

How many Android user does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Question: Definition of an upgrade?
Answer: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Chuck Norris runs Android on his I-Phone.

- What does a slow & lazy Android phone say?
- Force Close.

- Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
- Ok
- A white HTC Hero fell in the mud.

- Did you Nexus One help you with your homework?
- Student: No, it did it all by itself

Question: What is the difference between Android 2.1 and 2.2?
Answer: 6 months

99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs in the code.
101 little bugs in the code,
101 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
103 little bugs in the code.

A: I have the perfect mate.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

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- Did you Nexus One help you

MarrionD | Sun, 07/17/2011 - 14:41.

- Did you Nexus One help you with your homework?
- Student: No, it did it all by itself

This one is amusing, otherwise I agree, they are not the funniest jokes I've ever read. Did anyone ever do jokes on Android tablets, I run an android tablet comparison website and would be interested in seeing some of them too.

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dustineeblaike002 | Mon, 06/13/2011 - 19:37.

In learning management system, there are a lot of joke about android software and its quiet a good laugh to read.

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osman38 | Wed, 06/08/2011 - 15:21.

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Androidphonefor... | Tue, 04/05/2011 - 08:17.

Unlike others I must admit I gave a few of those a little chuckle! The bug one especially :0) I am a big advocate of androids though as you can tell by my membership name. Best android phone 2011

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mrktlr | Wed, 12/01/2010 - 05:36.

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Wilbert77tr46 | Mon, 08/30/2010 - 22:56.

Some of the jokes are funny but there are some that weren't. I tried to think deeply for me to get it completely. But it doesn't matter, nice try! I appreciate the effort of making us laugh though some are not really funny and some don't like them at all.

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Awful indeed

piehole | Mon, 08/30/2010 - 05:44.

I too registered just to tell you those jokes made me decide to scrap this blog from my list. They are beyond awful.

You can delete this account now, I'm never coming back.

A ten-year old could do bette than those, what the hell were you thinking?

Here:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anne
Anne who?
Anne Droid

That one will make your ears bleed when told, and it's way better than the "jokes" above.

The purpose of this post was mostly to give me some relief after being stressed out so much after reading the blog. Advice from my shrink. It works. I feel better now I got all that off my chest.

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peny113 | Tue, 08/31/2010 - 04:45.

Nope, I find it funny man. lol....
Anne Droid? What the heck is that? a female obviously... I never knew that geeks can be this awful..

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bence | Mon, 08/30/2010 - 06:13.

I didn't say that these jokes are funny at all. :)
I'm glad you registered, but if you never coming back, you just lost 10 minutes of your life for no reason.
By the way, you can too delete your account.

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LOL funny jokes! I like the

dan0frank | Mon, 08/30/2010 - 01:38.

LOL funny jokes! I like the most is the upgrade and dirty jokes. It's for real, every upgrade is launched together with new bugs.Daniel Franklin

that was my goal

bence | Sun, 08/29/2010 - 10:46.

Finally we had some real comments, so now we know that you guys still alive, and still reading our posts :)

:P

jozsi | Sun, 08/29/2010 - 10:54.

:P

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Robomuse | Fri, 08/27/2010 - 10:27.

Wow! I haven't heard jokes that bad since watching the original Gong Show back in the 70's. That was horrible, but at least you got me and yonkz to register just so we could tell you how bad it was. I guess it was worth it to get a couple new members to your site. Keep up the good work (cough) and I'll have to remove you from my news feed. LOL!

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yonkz | Fri, 08/27/2010 - 10:04.

I registered just to tell you how terrible these jokes are. Not even a single chuckle. You should be ashamed of yourself for even posting these. You should be suicidal if you wrote them yourself.

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