Android jokes

- Two Android phone are walking in the desert. Which of them is 2.2?
- The one who called "Froyo".

How many Android user does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Question: Definition of an upgrade?
Answer: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Chuck Norris runs Android on his I-Phone.

- What does a slow & lazy Android phone say?
- Force Close.

- Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
- Ok
- A white HTC Hero fell in the mud.

- Did you Nexus One help you with your homework?
- Student: No, it did it all by itself

Question: What is the difference between Android 2.1 and 2.2?
Answer: 6 months

99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs in the code.
101 little bugs in the code,
101 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
103 little bugs in the code.

A: I have the perfect mate.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

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