Are you guilty of “Sh*t Android Users Say”?

Ever find yourself saying one or more of the following things about Android or the iPhone? Ever run down someone else’s handset choice or talk up yours like crazy? Sure you have. Check out the video below (after the break), passed to us by the folks at Mobile Phone Finder. While we might be guilty of one or two of these things, we seriously hope we’re not this annoying. Much of this is spot-on and funny because it’s true, but we don’t know anyone who has spent that much time doting on widgets…. That said, widgets are cool.

Behold: The Most Hilarious Galaxy Note (Scratch That - Any Phone) User Review On The Internet

screenshotI have to apologize. For what, you're asking? For not publishing this video 15 minutes sooner, mostly due to being incapacitated by convulsive laughter that resulted from watching it.
What we have here today is probably the most hysterical unofficial review of the Galaxy Note any phone, ever. Of course, I welcome you to beat it (just leave a link in the comments), but my memory does not have a record of a performance that could rival this one by ELPRESADOR.
I won't spoil it for you further. Just watch. It's pure gold.

10 Best Popular Funny Apps For Android Users

funAndroid smart phones can now replace the functions offered by most DSL internet providers, allowing users to go online, socialise with friends and get on with work while on the move. However, the Android Market has hundreds of thousands of applications, many of which are designed purely to give you a laugh. Here are 10 of the best Android applications that can help keep you smiling throughout the day.

[Video] This Is What Happens When You Mess With An African Bullfrog While It's Playing A Game Of Ant Crusher

Sure, we've already seen a Bearded Dragon playing Ant Crusher, but if that wasn't good enough for you, how about an African Bullfrog trying its tongue at it?
This frog is dead-set on getting the high score, and nothing is going to get in its way. Not even its owner's thumb...

[Video] Nothing To See Here - Just A Lizard Pet Playing Ant Crusher On An Android Phone. Really.

lizardThis message is brought to you by the Anti-Lizard Society who would like to remind all lizards that squashing virtual ants on their smartphones is a much better substitute for real-life violence and would like to donate a number of Android device to the annual Ant Squashing competition.

Android jokes

- Two Android phone are walking in the desert. Which of them is 2.2?
- The one who called "Froyo".

How many Android user does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Question: Definition of an upgrade?
Answer: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Chuck Norris runs Android on his I-Phone.

- What does a slow & lazy Android phone say?
- Force Close.

- Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
- Ok
- A white HTC Hero fell in the mud.

- Did you Nexus One help you with your homework?
- Student: No, it did it all by itself

Android developers are funny! :)

In the New Android 2.2 Froyo API: has been added.
It stands for "What a terrible failure", what a coincidence... :)

By the way, has anyone tried the command ./adb lolcat instead of ./adb logcat?

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